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Jake the Snake
Last weekend I worked a Texas show and who else is one of the people in charge, but Jake the Snake. A very inebriated Jake the Snake. He just walked around, bossing people around and yelling incomprehensibly. It was both strange and hilarious. Then he left in the middle of the show, after interrupting my entrance to cut an unintelligible and offensive promo. It was great. Oh, and he grabbed my penis.
I’ll never look at my Jake action figure the same again. :)
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Sometimes…
Sometimes when I think of 2011, I get sad. But then I stop being sad, and I be awesome instead.
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Library Bars! →
Several drinking establishments have lined their walls and shelves with everything from hardbound classics and modern novels to law encyclopedias and philosophical tomes.
Source: ilovereadingandwriting
Damn you!
About to go to the house I grew up in for the last time. Damn you Adulthood! Damn you Divorce! I’d fight ya both if I saw ya.
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Reading this in class with my freshmen.
Source: citroncollective
Surely, this is not good.
It has gotten to where I don’t trust the “good” girls that come my way…and I find myself unreasonably attracted to the “bad” ones.
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