January 2012
4 posts
Jake the Snake
Last weekend I worked a Texas show and who else is one of the people in charge, but Jake the Snake. A very inebriated Jake the Snake. He just walked around, bossing people around and yelling incomprehensibly. It was both strange and hilarious. Then he left in the middle of the show, after interrupting my entrance to cut an unintelligible and offensive promo. It was great. Oh, and he grabbed my...
I hit a Torture Rack Bomb tonight. Hell yes.
Sometimes...
Sometimes when I think of 2011, I get sad. But then I stop being sad, and I be awesome instead.
December 2011
14 posts
Library Bars! →
ilovereadingandwriting:
Several drinking establishments have lined their walls and shelves with everything from hardbound classics and modern novels to law encyclopedias and philosophical tomes.
(Go to the site to read more about it!)
Damn you!
About to go to the house I grew up in for the last time. Damn you Adulthood! Damn you Divorce! I’d fight ya both if I saw ya.
Surely, this is not good.
It has gotten to where I don’t trust the “good” girls that come my way…and I find myself unreasonably attracted to the “bad” ones.
Follow me on the Twitters @jordanaconda
I’ma go run a few miles.
Questions
Really fun match tonight. Feel free to ask me questions about being a pro wrestler. Or even being a high school teacher. Maybe even about singing in metal bands for ten years. I’m getting intoxicated and doing guest vocals for a friend’s band tonight, so it’ll be fun.
November 2011
8 posts
“I’m getting to the point where I would rather people be warned about me than introduced to me.” - Justin Williamson
Ferret Cat
I had a dream last night that I came across a “Ferret Cat”…as if a ferret and a cat could actually breed. But I don’t care what you say. THE FERRET CAT LIKED ME.
Go listen to my band, Black Lion Boys
Hit up www.Facebook.com/blacklionboys to hear my band’s new demo…if you wish.
So I hear Zooey Deschanel is single. Sounds like...
Which line should I use? 1. “If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s, I bet you’d be called the McBeautiful.” or 2. “Roses are red, violets are blue…I like spaghetti, let’s go on a date.”
I want to marry the shit out of you.
#yeahyou
“To get outta here, two options one chance…you joined the army, I started a...”
– “On the Way Back Home” by Lucero
October 2011
12 posts
“None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the...”
– 2 Peter 3:10 (King James Version)
Listening to...
Bon Iver - S/T
Mumford and Sons - Sigh No More
The Damned Things - Ironoclast
Bury Your Dead - Mosh N’ Roll
David Bazan - Strange Negotiations
I love two show weekends.
The other day at school...
…this kid walks up to my desk and hands me a pen that he had presumably found on the floor. Then he stares at me blankly and says, “Also…I need to borrow a pen.”
Check out IZW's show every week for free on GFL.TV
If you go to GFL.tv, you can watch every IZW show either live or after the show. Here is the link to last night’s (Oct. 1st) show. Feel free to check it out and every week from now on. http://www.gfl.tv/playVideo.do?videoId=5800
Last night I had the pleasure of working Brent Albright in his first singles match in a couple years. Also, note in the promo how I kept referring to the...
September 2011
5 posts
Disregard women...
…acquire finances.
Post-match interview →
Post-match interview from the Danny Hodge Invitational iPPV
iPPV went great yo!
iPPV tomorrow!
Haven’t been saying much since I don’t have the internets.
But I’ll be appearing on iPPV tomorrow on GoFightLive. Show is called the Danny Hodge Invitational for IZW. Brent Albright will also make his return to wrestling on the show. Random right?
Wish me luck.
August 2011
2 posts
My family has fallen apart…and will most likely now cease to exist.
I’m too old for this.
Moving to iPPV
My company, IZW, will be moving to iPPV on September 17th on GoFightLive.tv. The first show will be the “Danny Hodge Invitational Tournament,” an invitational tag tournament plus other matches. If you go to gfl.tv, they are showing a couple of our other big events for free.
http://www.gfl.tv/
July 2011
3 posts
“And when I wake up in the morning I tell myself
‘Today I’ll make a...”
– “Don’t Change” by David Bazan
WatchHere is an interview I did with the USB Boys on Geekweek.com. Beginning and end got a little cut off…but great discussion about different aspects of the wrestling business. Gets good after a little bit.
June 2011
7 posts
The best part about being best man for my buddy's...
Walking the maid of honor down the aisle after the wedding, arm-in-arm…then tripping in the doorway, hard.