January 2010
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"There's Never Been a Paper Bag for Drugs"
“ Somewhere back in the dawn of time this District had itself a civic dilemma of epic proportions. The city council had just passed a law that forbid alcoholic consumption in public places. On the streets and on the corners. But the corner is, and it was and it always will be the poor man’s lounge. It’s where a man wants to be on a hot summer’s night. It’s cheaper than a bar, catch a nice...
Trying to think of a good tag team finisher for a spot coming up.
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How Far We Done Fell
I don’t mind sitting here
on the living room couch.
Home humming,
beer in hand,
tv always off,
bloody boots always on.
The silence may be deafening
but I don’t require words
to break it.
I have resigned myself
to the knowledge that my name
is all too often in the mouths
of those who should not
be chewing on it.
Groups of females
who don’t understand a male,
or actually,
anything...
My hometown just gave me a big middle finger.
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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was 4 or so, I remember being asked this question and answering, “A Waiter.” When asked where, I replied, “McDonald’s.”
I would do anything for that dream to come true.
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Could be the start
Last night I had my first big spot in my home fed. One of the members of the heel faction, the Future Hall of Famers, had lost a match and were pissed off. They said someone had to pay for it, and one of them grabbed me and threw me in the ring. Alabama Slam, then a chair shot to the head that left the chair all kinds of messed up. And for good measure, a piledriver onto the chair. Then I was...
Seriously considering naming one of my moves the Black Flag. Remembering my punk rock roots.
Spray paint the walls.
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Why do you only date ugly, mentally troubled women?
This is terrible, but I laughed. Whoever asked this knows they were far from ugly, but yes, some were “mentally troubled.” Let’s just say that when I met them, they weren’t exactly wearing shirts that read, “Mentally Troubled - Stay Away!”
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“Well in the catering room there were all these collages on the walls with...”
– Greg Puciato of Dillinger Escape Plan on Dave Mustaine
How Did You Know Where I Would Be When I Didn’t...
whiskeymonologues posted a poem of mine that I don’t think I’ve posted here.
whiskeymonologues:
I get sick of yelling “Fire!” when you’re so willing to burn. I get tired of falling asleep before you make your presence known. I get wet when it rains, and so do you but we stand on opposite sides of a burning line. You get hot under the afternoon and sit there slightly smiling, tongue...
Top Albums 0f 2009
Twelve because all these records deserved recognition from a solid year in music.
12. Zombi - Sprit Animal
11. Russian Circles - Geneva
10. As Cities Burn - Hell or High Water
9. Jay-Z - The Blueprint III
8. Clipse - Til the Casket Drops
7. The Red Chord - Fed Through the Teeth Machine
6. Converge - Axe to Fall
5. Zao - Awake?
4. Baroness - Blue Record
3. Alexisonfire - Old Crows/Young...
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Is there a country for old men? If so, can you move away to it?
There is not, and I don’t think I belong there.
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Why are u so short??
I’m a mutant. And 5’7 ain’t that bad.
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One time when I worked at chilis you looked at my boobs. And I told you I liked it
That’s what I like to hear.
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I heard you gave a girl a case of the pregnancy.
Interestling, I hadn’t heard that. I hope she finds a cure.
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I got a ringing phone in the mail the other day from Morpheus. Any thoughts?
Don’t answer it or could be caught inside a terrible movie.
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Whats it like to have a stalker
Not a lot of fun. At all.
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What can you expect while expecting?
Problems.
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Whats it like being gay?
Pretty sweet.
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Can you describe in a 100 words or less how amazing your girlfriend is?
Yes, but I’ll use 7. She is my girlfriend for a reason.
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when did you loose your virginity to Ryan Ragsdale?
Haha…the first night in our dorm room. Romantic stuff, ask him.
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how many times a week do you wash your hair? its very shiny.
Interesting question? Pretty much every day. It’s always been really shiny for some reason.
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"My little trainee is growing up."
Finally got all my gear in. Wore it all to training tonight to get a feel for it. I’m starting to actually feel like a pro wrestler.
“We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in...”
– Frank Sobotka, The Wire
“How could I endure one more sunrise
in this cold and unfamiliar place?
Where...”
– “The Far Pavilions” by .hopesfall.
Some quick thoughts on January 4th
On one hand, I think that this could potentially be a huge day for the business. On the other, I think it could be straight BS. I am entering the business at a very strange time.
I still can’t believe that Bret Hart is returning. What could possibly have made him make that decision? I, like many, am very intrigued to see what happens upon his return. I anticipate a big push for the...
“Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely accidental … Especially...”
– Intro to (500) Days of Summer
DAYMAN. FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN. CHAMPION OF THE...
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