Progression Through Aggression

2nd November 2011

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So I hear Zooey Deschanel is single. Sounds like it’s time to make my move.

Which line should I use?

1. “If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s, I bet you’d be called the McBeautiful.”
or
2. “Roses are red, violets are blue…I like spaghetti, let’s go on a date.”